Just checked the online dating site - I have 20 emails and 26 winks!!!! WOW!!! I'm feelin' the love!
But uh-oh!
Here is an excerpt from one particularly interesting email:
"Family and friens is important to me but alone time with that special someone is also needed as well . My two sons, which do not live with me is my world." Oh goodness. The grammatical errors are atrocious. *sigh* I'm sure he's very sweet, but, ummmm...noooooo.
And another:
"I saw that you read my email but didn't respond. Are you playing hard to get? If so, I have a free tip. Play hard to get after we meet, not before." REALLY? Well, Mr. Man, here's a free tip for you. Don't be such an asshole, and you'll probably get more dates!
XOXO, The 4 Man Planner
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Operation 4 Man Plan is Officially Underway!
Operation 4 Man Plan is officially underway!
As many of you know, I am charming...and single. I suck at love. You could call me the "breakup babe". For years I have dated (and married) one wrong guy after another. In an effort to fix my romantic life, I have decided that I need a plan. The result? The Four Man Plan. "What is the 4 Man Plan?" you ask. Well my friends, it is a "romantic science." If you’re hoping to find Mr. Right, you need to meet as many men as possible and give them the chance to prove their worth. That’s the principle behind the Four Man Plan.
But I work full time and I'm a mom...how am I going to "collect" so many men? 1. When out and about, I'll just walk right up to men who seem to have some potential and say "Hi!" 2. Setups. 3. Online dating. And you, my lucky friends, get to hear about the tragedies and triumphs in all their twisted glory! I plan to share everything! Well, almost everything. ;) And rest assured, all names will be changed to protect the innocent.
So, about an hour ago, my online profile was approved and posted. I just checked my email and I have received 4 "winks" and 3 messages. LET THE FUN BEGIN!!!!!!!
As many of you know, I am charming...and single. I suck at love. You could call me the "breakup babe". For years I have dated (and married) one wrong guy after another. In an effort to fix my romantic life, I have decided that I need a plan. The result? The Four Man Plan. "What is the 4 Man Plan?" you ask. Well my friends, it is a "romantic science." If you’re hoping to find Mr. Right, you need to meet as many men as possible and give them the chance to prove their worth. That’s the principle behind the Four Man Plan.
But I work full time and I'm a mom...how am I going to "collect" so many men? 1. When out and about, I'll just walk right up to men who seem to have some potential and say "Hi!" 2. Setups. 3. Online dating. And you, my lucky friends, get to hear about the tragedies and triumphs in all their twisted glory! I plan to share everything! Well, almost everything. ;) And rest assured, all names will be changed to protect the innocent.
So, about an hour ago, my online profile was approved and posted. I just checked my email and I have received 4 "winks" and 3 messages. LET THE FUN BEGIN!!!!!!!
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